Need a laugh?

Boo sucks the dressing off the salad then~

Makes a gross pile of the remains :)

Some funny things I wanted to share.

First have you seen this? I think it is hysterical ! Little fish that nibble on your feet for a pedicure. I bet it works too ! We had a kiddy pool full of tadpoles once and they nibbled the kids fingers and toes, it was too funny. Ok TMI ;P




I bought wine tonite at the grocery store (4 migraines later I need it). The clerk asked for my id (stop rolling your eyes) I gave it to her and said " I wish there really was a question of my age" She says "well you are wearing dark sun glasses and you have kids to distract ME, so I need to be sure" Are you kidding?!?!? Yup. The cats outta the bag. I take chatty/wiggly kids to the grocery store to trick the clerks into selling me liquor :):)



The other night I went to run an errand and I see an elderly lady laying on top of her dog on the side of the road. My heart is in my throat as I turn around, saying a prayer that either her or her dog have not been hit by a car..I pull up and go over to her, still laying on the ground. "Sweetie do you need help? Are you ok? (Please GOD don't let there be blood) She sits up and says "I am pulling a dog whisperer on him" I stutter out "What?" Then she goes into this LONG explanation of how she is teaching her dog who is boss following the dog whisperer teachings. The idea is if he pulls on the lease she subdues him on THE SIDE OF THE ROAD by laying on him. I slowly backed away and got back in my car, relieved but traumatized :)